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Stack of 20 teal green Dear Santa Stop Judging Me Christmas beverage napkins with retro red and cream lettering and gold star accents.
Dear Santa Stop Judging Me Christmas cocktail napkins styled on a festive gold bar cart with a pink holiday cocktail, gold barware and Christmas decor.
Teal green Christmas cocktail napkin featuring Dear Santa Stop Judging Me in retro cream and red lettering with a Santa hat and gold stars.
Stack of 20 teal green Dear Santa Stop Judging Me Christmas beverage napkins with retro red and cream lettering and gold star accents.
Dear Santa Stop Judging Me Christmas cocktail napkins styled on a festive gold bar cart with a pink holiday cocktail, gold barware and Christmas decor.
Teal green Christmas cocktail napkin featuring Dear Santa Stop Judging Me in retro cream and red lettering with a Santa hat and gold stars.

Funny Christmas Cocktail Napkins | Stop Judging Me – 20ct

$3.25
$6.50

Why We Love This Piece

Santa has the list. He has the surveillance operation. Now he has opinions? 🎅🍸 We love the gloriously unapologetic “Dear Santa, Stop Judging Me” message paired with groovy retro lettering, deep evergreen, and little gold starbursts. It’s cheeky Christmas cocktail-party perfection for anyone who plans to enjoy the season without submitting a formal explanation to the North Pole.

Dear Santa, in our defense… it’s been a long year. 🎅🍸

Bring a little sass to the season with these “Dear Santa, Stop Judging Me” Christmas cocktail napkins. Featuring groovy retro lettering, a tiny Santa hat and gold starbursts against a rich teal-green background, they’re made for holiday parties that land somewhere between nice and define naughty.

Set them beside the cocktails, dress up your Christmas bar cart, or use them for holiday happy hour, girls’ night and festive gatherings. The 3-ply paper is soft and absorbent for handling spills while the cheeky design keeps the party from taking itself too seriously.

They also make a fun hostess gift, stocking stuffer or gift for the cocktail lover on your list. Pair them with a bottle of bubbly or cocktail mixer and you’ve got an easy little gift with personality.

Details

  • 20 cocktail beverage napkins
  • 3-ply paper
  • 5” x 5”
  • Rich teal-green background
  • Cream, red and gold design
  • “Dear Santa, Stop Judging Me” sentiment
  • Retro-inspired typography
  • Disposable for easy cleanup
  • Perfect for Christmas parties, cocktail hours and holiday entertaining

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